“When I’m at work I do my businessman voice, so it sounds like I give a shit.”
I just want you all to know that if I had an unlimited cash flow, I would buy one of each iPhone case from Bluntcard’s collection so that I could change them out on a daily basis. It would be like…clean underwear for my phone! That’s it. A fresh pair of super-awesome, extra hilarious and extremely sarcastic iPhone undies that everyone gets to see.